《外星居民》前情提要 Previously on "Resident Alien"...
那真正的哈里·万德斯本格呢 So what happened to the real Harry Vanderspeigle?
我不知道 I don't know.
万德斯本格医生 新来医生已经到了 Dr. Vanderspeigle, a new doctor has arrived.
-叫我伊森医生就好 -很高兴你了解了真实的我 - Please call me Dr. Ethan. - I'm glad you know about me.
没人想隐藏真实的自我 Nobody wants to hide who they really are.
别再为送走杰伊而内疚了 You should stop feeling guilty about giving away Jay.
她是个生存着 She is a survivor.
他会死的 He will die.
我的腿 切断它 My leg-- chop it off.
要不是阿斯塔也在 我应该已经死了 If Asta wasn't there, I would be dead.
他们弄走了你的飞船 对吧 They took your spaceship, didn't they?
这说明他们盯上你了 That means they're after you.
可能是"黑衣人" It's probably M.I.B.-- men in black.
我邀请了一个朋友和她的丈夫来玩 I invited a friend over with her husband.
他们是莎拉和理查德·休斯顿 This is Sarah and Richard Houston.
你可以随时帮忙照看麦克斯 You can babysit Max whenever you want.
那太好了 I would love that.
你不应该拿走它 You shouldn't have taken that.
现在 那孩子就会知道我们去过他的房间 Now the kid's gonna know we were in his room.
这很好 Good.
他去警告外星人的时候 我们就能尾随过去 Then when he goes to warn it, we'll be right on its tail.
阿斯塔 你在里面吗 Asta! Are you in there?
人终有一死 Everyone has to die.
这是整个宇宙所有生物的 It is the normal cycle of life
正常的生命循环 for beings across the entire universe.
其中一些可能会比其他生物活得久一点 Some may live longer than others,
但是每个生命体都会诞生 but every organism comes into being
然后死去 and then ceases being.
动物们知道这点 The animals know this.
他们与地球和谐相处 They live in harmony with the Earth,
正如他们本应如此 as it was meant to be.
反正我用设备杀死的每个人都终将死去 Everyone I kill with my device is going to die anyway.
至少我杀他们是为了他们好 At least I'm killing them for a good reason.
然而 人类并不是这样 It's different for humans.
人类的杀戮是因为他们知道自己很渺小 Humans kill because they know they're small,
无关紧要且弱小 insignificant, weak.
而杀戮能让他们感到强大 And killing makes them feel strong...
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即使这种感觉只会持续一阵子 even if it's just for a moment.
山姆·霍奇斯办公室
翻译 Qmiyask617 苏小黛 蜂蜜配吐司
翻译 是汤圆儿啊ovo 秋秋她爹 小黄鱼
校对 小酸奶
五个月前
时间轴 HAWK 爱撒谎的孩子
山姆·霍奇斯医生的胰岛素 不是给病人使用的
后期 吉吉
胰岛素
总监 小酸奶
肉毒杆菌
有些聪明的人 And when humans are smart,
甚至可以逍遥法外 they may even get away with murder.
当然 没有任何生物能真正逃脱惩罚 Of course, no being really gets away with anything.
宇宙知道你做了什么 The universe knows what you have done,
即使其他人都不知道 even if nobody else does.
无论如何 And the universe will restore balance
宇宙都会恢复平衡 one way or another.
人类对此有个称法 Humans have a word for this.
叫做 因果报应 They call it "Karma."
你说过阿斯塔的车停在这里 I thought you said Asta's car was here.
你觉得我是个骗子 Calling me a liar?
如果事实如此的话 达茜 Well, if the shoe fits, D'arce.
请不要吵架 Please don't fight.
达茜 我们都只是有点震惊 Look, D'arce, we're all just freaking out a little bit.
这太糟糕了 Like, this is bad.
你清晨的时候那么猛烈地敲我的门 You damn near gave me a heart attack
差点让我心脏病发作 banging on my door like that at the crack of dawn.
我发现我爱的人的尸体 I'm so sorry that finding the dead body
被锁在了冰柜里 of the man I love locked in a freezer
给你带来了不便 真是抱歉啊 is so inconvenient for you!
这可是条人命啊 你这个混蛋 All right? It's a human life, asshole.
哈里已经死了 Okay? Harry is dead.
外面发生了什么事 What is going on out here?
我站在这 疑惑着我为什么没有躺在家里的床上 I'm standing here wondering why I ain't home in bed.
谢天谢地 你还活着 Thank God you're alive.
这 这不可能 This is--no, it's impossible.
她比你的狗还差劲 She is worse than your dog.
好吧 我不忍心叫醒克里特斯 Yeah, well, I didn't have the heart to wake Cletus up.
他在快速眼动睡眠中 梦里追山羊呢 He was in REM sleep chasing goats.
我去拉住她 I'll get her.
抱歉 万德斯本格医生 Sorry about this, Dr. V,
但是 达茜昨晚闯入你的地下室 but, uh, D'arcy broke into your cellar last night
她认为她在冰柜里发现了你的尸体 and she thinks she saw a dead you in the freezer.
我跟她说 可能 I told her it was probably
就是冰柜里的肉 看上去像是你 just some meat in there that looked like you,
就像是一只冻猪或是别的什么 like a frozen pig or something.
我比猪帅多了 I am more handsome than a pig.
我也是 没错 我的颜值大概在 Oh, me too. Yeah, man, I'm probably
猪和海豚之间 somewhere between a pig and a dolphin.
海豚 可是一个高颜值的动物 You know, that dolphin, that's a fine-ass animal.
身上没有赘肉 It's nothing but meat.
-你移动了尸体[身体] -没错啊 - You moved the body. - Sure enough.
他在这 And here it is.
不 我是指尸体 蠢蛋 No, I meant the dead guy, dipshit.
显然 不是他的尸体 Obviously it's not him,
但是我在里面看到了一具尸体 but I saw a dead body down there.
为什么阿斯塔的车之前停在外面 Why was Asta's car outside?
我们一起去了场医学研讨会 We went to a medical conference together.
你浑身酒精味 You smell like alcohol.
好了 走吧 达茜 你现在得走了 Okay, come on, D'arce. You have to go now.
-我给你买份早餐 -不 - I'll buy you breakfast. - No.
不 No!
我知道我看到了什么 别试图蒙混我 I know what I saw. Stop trying to gaslight me.
我知道我没有疯 I know I'm not crazy.
副警长说了 The deputy said...
该走了 it's time to go.
什么 不 What? No.
-不 -走吧 - No! - Let's--
把你的手拿开 Get your hands off me!
老天啊 Oh, dear.
帮帮我 副警长 Ah! Help me, Deputy!
-她像蜘蛛一样缠着我 -让你责骂我啊 - She on me like a spider! - Dish it out--
我必须要杀了所有人再离开这里 真是太不幸了 It's unfortunate I have to kill everyone and leave here.
春天的暖意才刚刚开始 The warmth of spring is just arriving.
别抓着我的头发 Let go of my damn hair!
-别抓着他的头发 -把你的... - Let go of his hair. - Ah, get your damn--
达茜 把椅子放下 D'arcy, let go of the chair. -
没错 尝尝这个 Yes. Take that!
-你把口水 -这里太棒了 - You spit-- - It is quite nice here.
手铐拿来 就是这个时候用 Handcuffs, that's what they're for.
它们就是用来把手铐住的 They're for cuffing hands!
走吧 走吧 Come on. Come on.
-我承认 -好吧 - I give you credit. - Okay.
你打起架来像是一群斗牛犬 You fight like a pack of pit bulls.
来啊 打我啊 Ugh, come on, hit me!
你知道你想打我一拳的 警长 You know you want to hit me, Sheriff.
-来啊 -请不要再挣扎了 - Do it! - Please stop struggling!
没事的 我会帮你把车开回去 It's gonna be okay, I'll drive your car back.
进车里面去 Get in the car!
抱歉 医生 I'm sorry about this, Doctor.
没错 我对你们的打扰很不快 Yes, I'm very upset at this intrusion.
我要对你宣读你的权利 I'm gonna read you your rights.
我要说什么 What do I say?
告诉我我要说什么 Tell me what I say!
这就问题问题所在 That's the problem.
够了 好了好了 Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right.
调出来 我得看看 Pull it up. I have to see this.
好 Aye.
看 是她偷的 There, she's stealing it.
我就知道 I knew it.
她是个穿紫裙子的女人 黑衣人 She's a woman in a purple skirt, man in black.
我们得提醒哈里 We have to warn Harry.
我就说他能带我们找到外星人吧 Told you he'd lead us to the alien.
你要告诉我是怎么回事吗 You want to tell me what happened?
-我担心死了 -你反应过度了 - I'm worried about you. - You're overreacting.
你以前又不是没保释过我 It's not like you've never bailed me out of jail before.
"反应过度" 行 "Overreacting"? Cool.
我今早醒来看到你发了数百条短信 I woke up this morning to a hundred texts
还有一条语音留言尖叫着 and a voicemail from you screaming,
"他死了 他死了" "He's dead! He's dead!"
好吧 听着 我知道发生了什么 All right, look, I know what happened.
好吗 你和哈里杀了一个人 All right? You and Harry murdered a guy.
这很正常 但我会陪着你 It happens, but I'm here for you.
我们开我的车去加拿大 We're gonna take my car to Canada.
过去之后 我有个滑雪的旧友在朱诺市 From there, I've got an old ski buddy in Juneau.
那里有个银行保险箱 里面有一千块能让我们过活 There's a safe deposit box, 1,000 bucks to keep us going.
三本护照 所以... Three passports. So...
这...信息量也太大了 That's... A lot to process.
不过 没有 我没杀人 Uh, but, no, I did not kill anyone.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
不然我肯定记得 I'd remember.
好吧 好 Right. Right.
好吧 所以警长是对的 我产生幻觉了 Cool, so the Sheriff was right. I'm seeing things.
-新的下限 -达茜 你干了什么 - New low. - D'arcy, what did you do?
我昨晚算是闯进了哈里家 I sort of broke into Harry's house last night,
我看到一个装满肉的冰柜 and I saw a freezer full of meat,
我还以为是具尸体 and I thought it was a dead body.
达茜 你喝了多少酒 D'arce, how much did you have to drink?
差不多能喝的都喝了 Barely anything to drink.
我还吃了点可食用大麻 还有我沙发上找到的一片药 I had a couple edibles and a pill I found in my couch.
-不是吧 -听着 - Come on! - Look...
你显然对我隐瞒了什么大秘密 you're obviously keeping some big secret from me.
你是我最好的朋友 You're my best friend!
我不会有事瞒着你的 I would not keep secrets from you.
-你说谎 -我没有 - You're lying. - No, I'm not.
-你就是在说谎 -没有 - Yes, you are. - No.
你说谎有个习惯动作 记得吗 You have a tell, remember?
你一说谎 就特别爱有肢体接触 When you're lying, you get overly huggy
连摸带抱的 and touchy.
才没有 That's not true.
达茜 拜托 D'arce, come on.
谢谢你保释我出来 我得走了 Thanks for bailing me out. I got to go.
达茜 D'arcy.
天 God.
慢点 你跟得太近了 Slow down. You're too close.
天 感觉就像跟我奶奶一起开车出行 Jesus Christ, it's like driving with my grandmother.
"要不你先回去吧 奶奶" "Why don't you go out back, Memaw,
"去给我织件毛衣" and knit me a sweater?"
真棒 你让我分心了 我们跟丢了那小混蛋 Great, you distracted me, now we're losing the little shit.
天啊 你...你还好吗 Oh, my God. Are--are you all right?
请你注意用词 Watch your language, please.
而你欠我一百块自行车钱 And you owe me $100 for the bike.
我看这车没什么问题啊 looks fine to me.
我很乐意等警察来 I'd be happy to wait for the police.
把钱给她 Pay the girl.
是你害我撞到她的 You're the one who made me run her over.
快走 Let's go.
现在我们跟丢他了 Now we've lost him.
不客气 Pleasure.
-这么久 -一百块啊 - Taking so long. - It's $100.
我的设备充满能量了 My device is at full power.
只要按下按钮 计时器就会启动 With one press of the button, the timer will begin,
大概地球时间90分钟后 and roughly 90 Earth minutes later,
八十亿地球人就将不复存在 8 billion humans will cease to exist.
这是我完成任务的时刻 This is the moment I fulfill the mission
这将永远改变宇宙的进程 that will change the course of the universe forever.
你想吃披萨吗 Are you dreaming of pizza?
妈妈的滋味披萨店 Mama Sap's Pizza is now open
在佩西恩斯镇中心开店啦 in the heart of downtown Patience!
我不能空着肚子去消灭全地球的人类 I can't kill everyone on Earth with an empty stomach.
杰伊在这儿工作吗 Is Jay working here?
我给了她一份兼职工作 I gave her a part-time job.
爸 我觉得这不是好主意 Dad, I don't think that's a good idea.
你还跟外星人当朋友呢 而我收留杰伊就是坏主意 You're friends with an alien, and Jay's a bad idea?
她来了 你快走 She's coming over. Get out of here!
看来你有新工作了 I see you have a new job.
对 第一天上班 Yeah. First day.
挺好 Cool.
听着 达茜跟我说了山上的事 Look, D'arcy told me what happened on the mountain.
我只想确定你没有... Just wanted to make sure you didn't lose
丢胳膊少腿什么的 any fingers or toes or anything.
没有... Uh, no. Um...
都还在呢 Got 'em!
听着 我想告诉你 Look, I was gonna tell you
如果你想聊聊... that if you ever want to talk about...
任何事都行 我在呢 everything, anything, I'm here.
你想让我跟你聊聊你的事 You want me to talk to you about you?
就... Well...
-我想着我们可以... -不行 - I was thinking we could-- - No.
当然 没问题 Sure. Yeah.
我得去工作了 You know, I should get back to work.
当然 很高兴见到你 Of course. It was nice to see you.
-你们好 -你也好 - Hello. - Hello.
你好 特瑞弗翠丝女士 Hello, Miss Twelvetrees.
别客气 Help yourself.
我知道你知道了 I know that you know.
我也知道你知道了 I know that you know.
她知道吗 Does she know?
"她"是有名字的 "She" Has a name.
而且她知道了 And she knows.
她知道的可多了 She knows a lot.
我们有麻烦了 We have a situation.
政府的人在找他 The government is after him.
他们知道我知道他的身份 They know that I know who he is.
什么 怎么会 What? How?
因为他们是政府的人啊 Because they're the government.
别天真了 Don't be so naive.
什么 Excuse me?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
有时候我会忍不住把成年人当成我的同龄人 Sometimes I speak to adults like they're my peers
因为我相比同龄人可成熟多了 because I'm mature for my age.
我在努力适应他们 I'm working on it.
我在房间安了摄像头 I hid a camera in my room,
-他们在我房里四处乱翻 -什么 - and I saw them search my house. - What?
他们回了趟基地 And they went back to their base,
现在正开车到处找他 and now they're driving around searching for him.
你们怎么知道他们的基地在哪儿 How do you know where their base is?
我们自有妙招 We have our ways.
我手机呢 Where is my phone?
我从松鼠身上学到 I learned from the squirrels
即使已经吃撑了 that when you've filled your stomach,
也得带走足够多的食物留着以后吃 you should take as much food as you can to eat later.
有了这堆披萨 就算杀光人类 With this pizza stack, I can kill everyone
也够我吃好几天了 and still have pizza to eat for days.
我的肚子现在像塞满垃圾的垃圾袋 And now, with a belly that's bursting
撑得快裂开 like a stuffed garbage bag,
任何事都不能阻止我完成任务 there's nothing stopping me from completing my mission.
应该先测试一下 I should test it first.
孩子们 Okay, you two.
我在楼上跑步机跑步 需要什么就上来找我 I'll be upstairs on the treadmill if you need anything.
萨哈尔 谢谢你来帮助麦克斯完成家庭作业 Sahar, thank you again for helping Max with his homework.
没关系的 I don't mind.
等老了我也想成为一名教师 就像你 I want to be a teacher when I'm old, like you.
人家年轻着 好吗 I'm not old. I'm young, okay?
我的青春小鸟可没飞走 My life is not passing me by.
我正值青春 不过你能有此志向 很棒 I'm just... just living it. But that's... that's wonderful.
很棒 It's just wonderful.
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这不对啊 This... makes no sense.
它显示手机就在这儿 It says the phone is here.
你追踪错了 You're tracking the wrong phone.
选你妈妈的手机 Put it on your mom's.
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这就是我妈的手机 It is on my mom's.
不可能 It can't be.
我把你妈妈的手机放到房车底部了的 I put your mom's phone right under the RV.
去锁好前门 我去锁后门 Lock the front door. I'll get the back.
别怕 Don't be afraid.
只需要你俩帮个忙 We just need your help.
我可不会把100美元还你 I'm not giving your 100 bucks back.
我的装置能利用地球自身的能量 My device uses the Earth's own energy
向全世界发送足以杀死 to send a pulse throughout the world
所有人类的光波 that will kill every human.
我能将其聚成一个奇点 I can also direct it to a singular point
处理掉这具尸体 and get rid of this body.
会痛吗 Will it hurt?
又来 You again?
你在拖时间 You know you're just stalling.
你不敢杀人 You're afraid to kill everyone.
才不是 No, I'm not.
我的族人从不曾恐惧 My people do not feel fear.
可你已不再是族人之一了 Yes, but you're not your people anymore, are you?
你已经被人类感染了 You've been infected with humanity.
不听不听 I don't need to listen to this!
我本应和伊莎贝尔白头偕老 I was supposed to die of old age with Isabelle.
我甚至在纽约北部买了一块儿地 I even bought a plot in Upstate New York
地上有着一棵美丽的枫叶树 under the most beautiful maple tree.
我们本应永远待在彼此身边的 We were supposed to be next to each other forever.
你想她吗 Do you miss her?
我想念的可太多了 I miss a lot of things...
五感 the five senses...
一个人漫无目的的开车兜风 driving around with nowhere to go...
还有卷饼 tacos.
-但我爱伊莎贝尔 -你怎么知道 - But I loved Isabelle. - How do you know?
我怎么知道我爱我的老婆 How do I know I loved my wife?
那是什么感觉 What did it feel like?
就像是 It feels like...
生命 life.
曾感受到的一切 Like everything you've ever felt.
心中的喜悦和愤怒 The joy and the fury held in your heart
被希望 and wrapped in...
层层包裹 hope...
希望着 一切都会好起来 hope that everything will be okay.
爱让你觉得与万物相连 Love makes you feel connected to everything.
让人飘飘然 似水中漂浮 Make you feel light-headed, you feel like you're floating.
我也爱伊莎贝尔 I love Isabelle, too.
你爱个屁 你根本不了解她 You're an asshole. You don't even know her!
我爱她 I do.
当她走时 When she left...
我有一种失落感 my heart felt like it was falling.
那是空落 That's rejection.
根本不是爱 That's not love.
那我又为什么会有别的感受 Then why do I feel the other things?
我感受到了希望 I feel hope.
我感受到了人与人之间的羁绊 I feel connected to everyone...
与万物的羁绊 to everything.
我也曾有过这种感觉 I used to feel those things.
是你夺走了这一切 You took it all from me.
对不起 I'm sorry.
你不仅只是把伊莎贝尔从我身边抢走 You didn't just take Isabelle away from me.
还让我从伊莎贝尔的生命中剥离 When you killed me, you took me away from Isabelle.
她需要我 She needs me.
别说了 Stop.
别再那样看着我 Stop doing that with your eyes.
在你剥夺我生命的时候 也杀了她 When you killed me, you killed her.
-不 -就是这样 - No. - Yes!
她日日以泪洗面 She cries every day.
不 不 她没有 No. No, she doesn't.
是你伤透了她的心 You broke her heart!
别说了 Stop!
哈里 你在哪儿 Harry, uh, where are you?
听到留言赶紧回我电话 Please call me when you get this.
我有事要和你讲 I need to talk to you.
你好啊 阿斯塔 Hey, Asta. How you doing?
好 Oh, hey. Um...
我有点事 能早点下班吗 I need to leave early. Is that okay?
行啊 反正没什么人 That's fine. It's slow.
有我镇守就行了 I'll hold down the fort.
好的 谢谢 Okay. Thank you.
阿斯塔 你能帮帮我吗 Hey, Asta, can you help me out?
我需要那只死人脚 I need that dead foot.
-现在就要 -对 - Really? - Yeah.
我找到了一个靴子 看看是不是那只脚的 I found a boot. I need to see if it's a match.
镇上怕是还有一起谋杀案 There might be another murder in town.
你是在跟我说 So you're telling me eventually
这东西是脚 that thing will look like that one?
这靴子哪里找到的 Where did you get the boot?
万德斯本格医生家湖边 On the shore next to Dr. Vanderspeigle's house.
那真正的哈里·万德斯本格呢 So what happened to the real Harry Vanderspeigle?
我不知道 I don't know.
我昨晚算是闯进了哈里家 I sort of broke into Harry's house last night,
我看到一个装满肉的冰柜 and I saw a freezer full of meat,
我还以为是具尸体 and I thought it was a dead body.
又来一起谋杀案是很可怕 Another murder is horrible,
但我们会找出凶手的 but we're gonna get who did this.
我保证 Promise.
好吗 Okay?
她戴了耳机 She has her earphones in.
什么也听不见 She can't hear anything.
我的尖叫声能盖过她的健身音乐 I could scream louder than her workout songs.
我能让她两秒钟之内就下来 I can get her down here in two seconds!
那你们可能不会喜欢她的下场 Well, you're not gonna like what happens to her when you do that.
快告诉我们这个外星人在哪 小混蛋们 You need to tell us where this alien is, you little shits.
凭什么 Why should we?
因为他是来毁灭人类的 Because it's here to kill us all.
你要是觉得我害怕毁灭人类 那就太蠢了 If you think I am afraid to kill everybody, you are dumb!
我随时都能按下这个按钮 I could press this button at any time.
如果你同意 我是对的 你说错了 If you agree with me and I am right and you are wrong,
那你就死在那吧 什么也别说 then just sit there dead and don't say anything.
好吧 Okay, then.
我们达成一致了 We agree.
再见了 这房间里唯一的人类 Goodbye, only human in the room.
不可能 That's impossible.
这种能量不该影响我们的种族 The energy doesn't affect my people.
难道他说对了 Was he right?
我已经不属于我的种族了吗 Am I no longer my people?
但那就意味着一旦我启动设备 But that means if I set off my device,
我也会被杀死 it will kill me, too.
你在外面干什么呢 What are you doing out here?
没什么... Nothing, just...
只是在给路人起外号 making up nicknames for everybody who walks by.
想坐坐吗 裤子不够长先生 Want to have a seat, Mr. Short Pants?
好吧 我回去就把这条裤子扔了 Cool, guess I'll be throwing these out when I get home.
翘掉亨德森老师科学课的那天 This is the same bench that we sat on
我们也是坐在这个长椅上 that day we skipped Mrs. Henderson's science class.
天啊 还真是 God, you're right.
好久以前的事了 That's a long time ago.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
我... I...
记得那天特别开心 remember being so happy that day.
当时我正要去斯特拉顿 That was right before I left for Stratton.
我记得自己感觉... I remember feeling like...
我的人生才刚开始 my life was just starting.
对啊 你一直那么快乐 Yeah, you've always been happy like that.
我就爱你这点 It's what I love about you.
大家都爱你这点 You know, it's what everyone loves.
我不快乐 I'm not happy.
-你不快乐吗 -你快乐吗 - You're not? - Are you?
不 但我以前也不快乐 所以... Well, no, but I was never really happy to begin with, so...
我有过一个获得快乐的机会 但是... Yeah, well, I had a chance at being happy, but...
它就那么溜走了 it just went away, you know?
我的腿受伤之后就全完了 I hurt my leg, and that was it.
你能快乐起来的 You can be happy.
我来跟你一起玩起绰号游戏 Look, I'm gonna play the nickname game with you,
你的绰号就是... and your nickname is Miss...
你真棒小姐 You're Amazing.
行了 All right.
你玩得...太烂了 Well, you're... bad at that game.
但这是实话 But it's true.
你这辈子取得了这么多成就 I mean, you've accomplished so much in your life.
拉倒吧 Shut up.
我一点也不棒 I-I'm not amazing.
我感觉自己一事无成 I-I feel like I've done nothing with my life.
我只是... I just...
想要... wanted to...
我只想发挥点作用... I just wanted to matter...
在谁心里有点分量 我... make a difference to somebody, I...
可能这都是痴心妄想 Maybe it's all just bullshit.
不 你当然很重要 No, you matter.
你很聪明 很有趣 You're smart and funny.
我希望自己能像你一样 I-I wish I was like you.
我几乎什么都怕 I'm terrified of pretty much everything.
但有时我看着你... But sometimes I look at you, and...
你那么无所畏惧 you're so fearless.
让我感觉 好像没那么害怕了 It makes me feel, I don't know, less scared.
你让我很快乐 You know, you make me happy.
-你在干什么 -抱歉 - What are you doing? - Sorry.
-我结婚了 达茜 -对不起 - I'm married, D'arcy. - Sorry about that.
-对 -我的天啊 - Yeah. - Oh, my God.
实在对不起 I'm so sorry,
-我以为... -没事 - I thought that... - Uh, no, it's okay.
-我得走了 -好 好 - I got to go. - Right, right.
得...得走了 Got to... got to go.
妈的 Shit!
拜托 麦克斯 你得相信我 Please, Max, you have to trust me.
他是来毁灭人类的 He is going to kill everyone.
告诉我们他是谁 Tell us who he is.
他不会毁灭人类的 He's not going to kill everyone.
他的飞船是个金巴亚护身符 His ship is a Quimbaya amulet.
麦克斯 他要毁灭人类 Max, he's going to kill everyone.
不会的 他会听我的 He won't. He'll listen to me!
你们为什么在我家 Why are you in my house?
莎拉 怎么回事 Sarah, what is going on?
"亲爱的" "Hey, honey."
"晚上好 甜心" "Good evening, sweetheart."
"我挺好的 晚饭是什么 "Oh, yeah, day was good. What's for dinner?
离婚吗 真不错" Divorce? Great."
门上锁了 真奇怪 Lock the door? That's weird.
你们想要什么就拿走吧 Okay, take whatever you want.
-拜托 -别让我用枪 - Please. - Don't make me use this gun.
-我的天啊 我的天啊 -别伤害孩子们 - Oh, my God, oh, my God. - Don't hurt the kids.
迈克 我需要你帮忙 有人闯进我家了 Mike, I need your help. There's people in my house.
我家人都在里面 他们有枪 My family is in there. They have a gun.
什么 好吧 听着 What? Okay, all right, look.
别动 别进去 Do not move. Don't go inside.
我们五分钟就到 好吗 We'll be there in five minutes, all right?
不不不 等不了五分钟了 No, no, no, we don't have five minutes.
听着 别进去 我们这就去 Look, do not go inside! We're on the way.
副警长 Deputy!
该死 Shit!
天啊 天啊 天啊 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
快来啊 Help.
放我出去 Let me out of here!
要是敢碰我儿子 我就杀了你们 If you touch my kid, I will kill you!
麦克斯 这是谁 Max, who is that?
他为什么穿着白大褂 Why is he wearing a white coat, hmm?
好吧 我告诉你 Okay, I'll tell you.
我发誓 I swear to God!
离我的孩子远点 Get away from my kid!
好了 他已经告诉我们是谁了 Okay, he told us who it is.
我们已经知道我们需要知道的了 走吧 We got what we need. Let's go.
-等着我 麦克斯 -不要这样吧 - Hold on, Max! - Whoa, we're not doing that.
我说怎样就怎样 We're doing whatever I say we're doing.
趴下 Get down.
你们简直像超胆侠和黑寡妇一样 You guys are like Daredevil and the Black Widow.
谢谢你们救了我一命 Thank you for saving my life.
该走了 Time to go.
这样的事结局通常都不太好 These things don't usually have a happy ending.
这已经是很好的情况了 It could've been a lot worse.
对 我不推荐平民不经法律擅自处理 Yeah, I don't recommend citizens taking the law into their own hands,
但那真是... but that was..
你俩刚刚可真是太英勇了 that was some real hero shit the two of you did in there.
我们配合很默契 Well, we're a pretty good team.
没错 Yes, we are.
你俩都沾上血了 鞋子上全是 You both have blood, like, all over your shoes.
我永远不洗鞋子了 I'm never washing them.
我也是 Me neither.
不是吧 Oh, no.
舌头伸太长了 That's a lot of tongue.
你俩要整完全套吗 You trying to get all the way in the back?
-太恶心了 -真的吗 - Y'all nasty. - Really?
楼上正好有房间 Y'all got a room right upstairs.
好家伙 Oh, boy.
稿子写得怎么样了 How's that article coming?
还需要采访吗 Need another quote?
阿斯塔是我妈妈 Asta's my mother.
当然了 迈克警长还是我爸爸呢 Yeah. Sheriff Mike's my father.
你 You--
老天 Holy shit.
你就是那个孩子 You're the baby.
我就猜到她没有告诉你 I'm not surprised she didn't tell you.
她一直保守这个秘密 She's been keeping it a secret.
确实 Yeah.
她确实是 Yeah, she has.
我不知道该怎么做 I don't know what to do.
她是我妈妈 She's my mother,
可我在她面前却不知所措 and I don't even know how to act in front of her.
更别说我父亲了 Not to mention my father.
也对 Right.
吉米 Jimmy.
真是一团糟 It's so messed up.
我该对他们说什么 What am I supposed to say to someone like that?
我会去见他 I mean, I'm gonna see him.
可我不能和阿斯塔说话 我不能和我父母说话 And I can't talk to Asta. I can't talk to my parents.
我或许现在都不应该和你说话 I probably shouldn't even be talking to you right now,
但我觉得我快要疯了 but I feel like I am losing my mind
我需要一个在镇上可以倾诉的人 and I need someone in this town to talk to--
你完全可以和我说心里话 You can totally talk to me.
我不能这样生活下去了 I can't live here like this, okay?
我不能 I can't do--
你不能一味逃避 You are not running away from this.
而且你也不是孤军奋战 And you are not alone.
我会帮你的 I can help you.
你能给我免费的洋葱圈吗 Can you get free onion rings?
这是计划的一部分 It's part of the plan.
好吧 Yeah, okay.
你杀了哈里·万德斯本格 You killed Harry Vanderspeigle.
没 我没有 No, I didn't.
不要对我说谎 Do not lie to me.
好吧 我承认 但是他先动手的 Okay, I killed him, but he started it.
你知不知道你做了什么 Do you have any idea what you did?
你不能就这么随意杀人 这里的规矩不是这样的 You cannot just murder someone. That is not how it works here.
人类一直以来也在自相残杀 Humans kill people all the time.
有人杀了山姆·霍奇斯 Someone killed Sam Hodges, so...
是的 你也看见了这对我的影响 Yeah, and you saw what that did to me,
对我们所有人 而你竟也做了同样的事 to all of us, and you did the same thing.
不行 No.
再见 结束了 Goodbye. This is done.
-我们结束了 -不 不要这么说 - We are done. - No, don't say that.
-等等 -干什么 - Wait, wait. - What?
你干什么 What?
会好起来的 就像歌词中所写的 It'll be okay. It's like the song.
"喔 孩子 一切都会好起来的" "Ooh, child, things are going to get easier."
"喔 孩子" 别走 "Ooh, child" Stop.
-不要碰我 -我很抱歉 - Don't touch me! - I'm sorry.
你不能就这么离开我 You just can't leave me.
不要教我做事 Don't tell me what I can and cannot do.
看来你真的融入了 Wow, you are really getting a hang
这种人类男性做派 of this human-male bullshit.
不要走 我很伤心 Don't go. It hurts!
你 It's--
是你 it's you.
是你让我有了情感 You're the reason that I feel it--
让我的欢愉与愤怒交织 the joy and the fury all wrapped up.
你想要愤怒 You want fury?
回你的星球去吧 哈里 Go back to your planet, Harry.
不论你是谁 Whoever you are,
是什么东西 我都不想再见到你了 whatever you are, I never want to see you again.
可我们不是朋友吗 But we are friends.
我不是你这种人的朋友 I am not friends with people--
不是人 I mean... not people.
不管你是什么 I don't know what you are.
至少我知道你不是什么 你不是我的朋友 But I know what you're not. You are not my friend.
我以为你是我的朋友 I thought you were my friend.
我不喜欢这样 I do not like this.
我不喜欢这个地方了 I don't like this place anymore.
90分钟后引爆
我 So, I, uh...
我猜你就是我父亲吧 I guess you're my father.
没错 Yeah.
要是你再碰阿斯塔一下 我会杀了你 If you ever touch Asta again, I'll fucking kill you.
感觉好点没 Feel better?
达茜 你在 Oh, D'arcy, what are you--
达茜 别 D'arcy, don't!
你他妈 Son of a bi--
达茜 D'arcy!
不不不 Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
不要 Oh, no!
小心 别挡路 Look out! Out of the way!
嗯 我感觉好多了 Yeah. Yeah, I feel better.
我也是 Yeah, me too.
我们该走了 We--we should go now.
特瑞弗翠丝女士 Miss Twelvetrees?
嗨 我是麦克斯·霍索恩 Hey, it's Max Hawthorne.
我需要你的帮助 I need your help.
哈里来这里的目的是杀掉所有人 Harry's here to kill everyone,
我知道他要去哪里 and I think I know where he's going.
请问 Excuse me.
你是镇医吗 Are you the town doctor?
我是 Yes, I am.
你这伤口很严重啊 Oh, that is a nasty cut--
镇医 Town doctor.
那个孩子说对了 That kid was right.
他确实是我见过最帅的外星人 He is the prettiest alien I've ever seen.
你小心点 Yeah. Just be careful, all right?
我们不知道这只怪物有什么能力 We don't know what this monster's capable of.
好 Yeah.
佩西恩斯诊所
急救车通道 保持畅通 违章车辆将被拖走
快点 快点 Move, move. Let's go.
这是什么鬼 What--what the hell is this?
来 Come on.
我就知道你们是真的 I knew you were real.
行吧 我帮你抓到了外星人 Okay. I-I got you your alien.
所以我现在和她可以分开了吧 So now I'm officially done with her.
抱歉 但这个女人实在是 I'm sorry. This woman is...
一个精神失常的疯子 an unhinged psychotic.
我完全同意 I agree completely.
关门 Close it up!
等下 你们难道是黑衣人 Wait, are you--are you guys men in black?
省省吧你 这群人可不叫这名 Oh, would you stop it. They're not called that.
少看点电影 You've watched too many movies.
如果我想要他们的介入 And if I wanted them involved,
我会告诉我上司的 I would've told my superiors.
可这样我们就不可能抓到外星人了 And then we wouldn't have an alien, would we?
"我们"是指 Who's we?
这超出了你们的想象 This is bigger than anything you could imagine.
真可惜 你不能见证故事的结局 Too bad you won't be here to see how it all plays out.
除掉他 Get rid of him.
跟你说了 I told you.
-我得到的命令不一样 -好吧 - I have different orders. - Okay, um...
晚点再杀 Kill ya later.
我不明白 See, I don't get it.
我是说 先是山姆 再是这对流浪情侣 I mean, first Sam, then this roving couple
四处对人们进行恐怖袭击 going around terrorizing people.
所有上报失踪/盗窃的物品均由783号警员 于03:05进行走访以便交叉参考 公园警卫 N·韦斯特兰 区域负责人 L·斯内登
别误会 我喜欢骚乱 Don't get me wrong, I like the mayhem.
可喜欢了 I like it a lot.
可能的话 甚至有点过于喜欢了 I might like it a little too much, if that's possible.
当然可能 It is.
事实上 这挺吓人的 It's quite frightening, actually.
别忘了那只断足 还有对应的靴子 Don't forget the foot with the matching boot.
但 But...
有可能这一切都只是个巧合吗 can it all really be just a coincidence?
我不相信巧合 I don't believe in coincidence.
我也不信 Oh, me neither.
靴子和断足都是在 So both the boot and the foot
同一片区域里找到的 were found in the same area
就在万德斯本格医生的家旁边 right by Dr. Vanderspeigle's place.
你是说那只靴子 断足还有门把手都是 Yeah, you mean the boot, the foot, and the doorknob.
那东西绝对不是船屋上的 That thing definitely didn't come from no houseboat,
可以肯定 that's for sure.
看来我们似乎有了一个新的首要嫌犯 Looks like we might have a new prime suspect.
明早我们去访问一下万德斯本格医生 Let's go visit Dr. Vanderspeigle tomorrow morning,
看看他有什么想说的 see if he's got anything to add.
那是什么 What is that?
我...天... Oh...my...God.
这是台雀巢咖啡机吗 Is this a Nespresso?
这不算什么 老兄 It's nothing, man.
我不过随手给办公室买了 I just picked that up for the office.
-在打折 -太棒了 太棒了 - It was on sale. - Yes, yes!
老天爷 老天爷 Oh, my God, oh, my God!
你给我买了台胶囊咖啡机 You got me a coffee pod machine!
你干什么 Oh, what are you doing?
我是给整个办公室的人买的 I got that for the whole office.
-你干什么 -才不是 - What are you doing? - Nope.
你是给我买的 You got it for me,
而且你认同我在门把手这事上的直觉 and you agree with my doorknob instincts.
你的门把手直觉很准 行了吧 You got decent doorknob instincts, all right?
但这台机器是给整个办公室用的 But this whole thing is for everybody.
-不是只给你用的 -才不是 - It ain't just for you. - Nope.
-你干什么 -才不是 - What are you doing? - Nope.
就是给我买的 You got it for me.
车里的人 You in the vehicle!
举起双手 Let me see your hands!
17分钟后引爆...
我现在别无选择 I have no choice now,
鉴于我的设备会摧毁我 since my device will destroy me.
我会飞离这个美丽的星球并 I will fly away from here and drop the device
将设备投下 以完成我的任务 onto this beautiful planet to finish the job I started.
上 上 上 Go, go, go!
12分钟后引爆...
快点 快点 Double up, double up!
哈里 Harry!
后面还有 There's more!
站住 Freeze!
不许动 Hold it right there.
完了 Oh, no.
我忘了我的披萨了 I forgot the pizzas.
或许我能回过头去取 Maybe I can go back and get them.
我可以开着船 I could take the ship
在飞往太空的路上顺便捎上它们 and pick them up on my way to space.
不行 我有这愚蠢的任务在身 I can't because of this stupid mission.
我好饿 I am so hungry.
他们看起来像黑蚂蚁 They look like black ants.
你们的蚁后呢 Where is your queen?
过来 Come on.
趴下 Get down.
哈里 Harry!
快跑 麦克斯 躲起来 Run, Max! Hide!
哈里... Harry...
我知道你为什么来地球 I know why you're here.
别引爆装置 求你了 别这样 Don't do it. Please don't do it.
我必须 I must.
-这是我来地球的目的 -我不管 - It's why I came here. - I don't care.
你和过去不一样了 You're not the same.
自从你来到地球 自从你杀了那人 You've changed since you came here,
你就变了 since you killed that man.
我看到过你的改变 我刚才也看到 I've seen it. I just saw it now.
你本可以离开 但你停下来救我们 You could've left, but you stayed to help us.
-你变了 -我没有 - You've changed. - No.
我的任务是杀了所有人 My mission is to kill everyone.
如果你要杀了所有人 If you kill everyone,
那也包括我 you kill me.
你说的没错 我是改变了 但... You are right, I have changed, but--
我的朋友 There's my friend.
我们是朋友 We are friends?
没错 Yes.
我们是朋友 We are friends.
那么 这意味着你会和我一起去我的星球 So, that means you will come with me to my planet
我们会一起杀掉地球上所有人 and we will kill everyone on Earth together?
什么 不 What? No.
我 我要留在地球上 I-I'm--I'm staying here.
那么我就不会杀掉所有人 Then I won't kill everyone.
好 好 Okay, good.
我会想你的 朋友 I will miss you, friend.
我也会想你的 朋友 I'll miss you, too, friend.
我应该把我的设备处理掉 I should dispose of my device.
它会在80秒后引爆 It will kill everyone on Earth
杀死地球上所有人 when it detonates in 80 seconds.
老天 当然了 快去 Oh, my God. Yes. Go.
快去 Go!
还有件事 Real quick...
我冰箱里 I left some pizzas
还有些披萨 in my freezer.
你想要的话可以拿走 You can have them if you want them.
谢谢 Thank you.
快去 Go!
所有人最终都会死 Everyone has to die eventually.
重要的是你活着的时候所做的选择 What matters are the choices you make while you're alive.
灭杀人类或许能短暂地让我觉得强大 Killing may make humans feel strong in the moment,
但我开始意识到 but what I've begun to realize is,
真正的强大是选择不去灭杀 true strength comes from choosing not to kill.
或许人性的本质 Maybe being truly human
是选择去爱而非杀害 is about choosing to love instead.
但是我感觉 But with that love comes the pain
痛苦和爱相伴而来 that I feel inside me.
我需要回母星 I need to go home.
但愿我越远离人类 Hopefully the further I get from them,
就会越少在乎他们 the less I will care.
最终 我会重获平静 Finally, I will be at peace again.
你会带我回家的吧 You're taking me home, right?
真见鬼了 This is some bullshit!